Top 5 Hentai

*Warning this article is not intended for anyone under the age of 18! In fact, this site is not for anyone under the age of 18, because I curse too fucking much! You bitches have been warned!*

Good morning everyone! If you are an anime fan like myself, you hear all the bullshit from non anime fans, saying shit like its all just dirty rape porn, and tentacle monsters. For over a year now, I have talked about short anime series, and movies that no one would consider hentai(Anime porn for you uninitiated)! So for today Captain Pain is going to bring you down the rabbit hole of hentai( This might be the first and last time, we shall see!). Here are my Top 5 list of hentai.

Honorable Mention: Sex Taxi “I wonder if Fake Taxi came from this!”

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This show is out there and messed up, then again most hentai are like this. An evil and perverted taxi driver moves into a new town, where he stalks some of his passengers, then later kidnaps them, and has his way with them. He also takes pictures of them, to blackmail his victims later. Only 5 episodes long, it leaves you wanting more, cause his name is never revealed, and you known that he has done this before.

# 5 Immoral Sisters: “Nothing beats the love of a sister, I guess”

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Ladies, have you ever been in a situation where your husband was out of town on business, you get into a car accident, but the only way you can pay for the accident is to not only give up your ass, but your adopted daughters have to give it up as well? No? Then lucky you for not having to live through the plot of this hentai. It is a good show, again only a few episodes. Good watch and good sex scenes as well. Cool part Porn star Jenna Haze is the voice actor for Tomoko in the United States version.

# 4 Bible Black: “Time to summon the sex Demon”

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This hentai was so good, and so popular, that it had three different short series. Bible Black, Bible Black Origins, and New Bible Black. Don’t worry, all they series are pretty much the same, just with different characters. Students find mysterious book, figure out  that it’s witchcraft, they try it out to get other students to have sex with each other embarrass them, spells are sold to get others students to like another, and somewhere along the line a sex demon is summon. Its a hell of a franchise, and a damn good watch.

# 3 Legend Of The Overfiend: “Human and demon sex all around”

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Picture this, you are an average teenage guy just trying to get through life, and get laid(sounds like high school), and you find out the you are the Overfiend. A Super God that appears every 3,000 years that unifies the human world, man beast world, and the demon world. This is a hell of a movie, and most likely the oldest hentai on the list. Don’t want to give too much away, but go check it out for yourself.

# 2 Nightshift Nurses: “Naughty nurses indeed”

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So what happens when a hospital hires a creepy doctor, known for his sexperiments? He turns the nursing staff into sex slaves. If you are into things like bodily fluids, then the later episodes are for you, you sick bastards.(Yes, coming from the guy that is ranking hentai! Lol). The series is really good, and granted hentai is not for everyone, but this series is definitely not for everyone. Again, you have been warned.

# 1 La Blue Girl: “Nin-Nin no, don’t look!”

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What do you get when you take a marital arts style anime, and mix it most of the dirty tropes in hentai? You get this dirty gem of a hentai! Ninja clans in a continuous battle against each other for. Ninjas training learning their sexcraft ninjutsu, and using them to keep their clan ahead of the others. Try to stay away from that Nyoninboh attack!

What do you think of this Top 5? Do you are or disagree with my list? Did I leave something off? Let me know in the comments below! Right now, I’m going to shower! Until next time everyone!

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