Kissing Cousins, indeed…
Good morning everyone, first off, let me insure you all that I am not bashing Sailor Moon. In fact, I love Sailor Moon! Hell, my girl and my kids love the show as well! So you maybe wondering why am I going to rant on Sailor Moon, if I like the show? Simple, because US censorship ran in and fuck this show in the ass, without any lube, and left it in the corner, licking it’s wounds.
For those that don’t know what I’m talking about, we are going to jump to the third ark/season of Sailor Moon. Here we meet two more Sailor Scouts, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus( that’s pronounced Ur-Nus, not Ur-Anus you fuck nugget!). In the original Japanese version of the show, these two are lesbian lovers. Cool nice to see Japan ahead of the curve in rhe mid-late 90’s. Here in the US, was a whole different story. This part of the series didn’t hit tv out here until the early 2000’s. During that time, anything LBGTQ related was seen as taboo, and there was no way in hell that a lesbian couple would be seen in a children’s show. So how did the brain dead idiots fix this issue? They made them cousins, but kept all of their lines/scenes in where they are confessing their love for each other in!
What in the ultimate fuck!? Who in the hell thought that “kissing cousins” was better for a children’s show then having lesbians? This is so mind blowing! So a LBGTQ relationship is bad to show kids, but an incestural relationship is just fine? Its been over a decade, since this first aired on TV, and it still fucks with my head. This is one of those times where censorship came in and fucked up everything! It would have been better to just have left it alone.
I’m Captain Pain, and fuck you!