Captain Pain’s Letter To Santa

This should be good…

Dear Santa,

Hey there, it’s your old buddy Captain Pain. I know that I haven’t been the best this year, but in my defense, most of those things were justified. At least I didn’t kill anyone (that I know about.) I hope that I’m on the nice list, and if I am, here is some of the stuff that I want for Christmas.

Well, the first thing on my list is the Nintendo Switch. I so want to play the games such as Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and Super Mario Odyssey. The game I want to play the most is the upcoming Super Smash Bros Ultimate, which is next on my wishlist as well. Me and my old pal Solid Snake have some catching up to do.

Next up, it might be time to switch over some of my anime collection over to blu-ray. Since I am such a huge Gundam fan, it only make sense to aske for the Mobile Suit Gundam Wing Ultra Collectors Edition. This thing has it all. Not olny does it have all 49 episodes, it contains the Endless Waltz movie, the original Operation Meteor, tins, artwork, and more.

Finally, now that I’m drinking less whiskey, and more things like vodka and tequila, I think that it’s time to get a nice bar tool set. That way I can make a perfect mix drink. Hell, while I’m at it, maybe I should ask you for a 3 tier glass rimmer as well. Well Santa, I hope that you will be able to get me one, or all of the things on my list. If not, then that means that I was on the naughty list again. Take care of yourself, and hope that you have a good holiday.

Sincerely,
Captain Pain

 

 

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